Posted by
Spencer Snow on Monday, January 22, 2007 7:06:47 PM
As I gaze upon the field of candidates that will all be vying for the right to be the 44th president of the US, I see a very weak field on the Republican side and a strong field for the Democrats. On the Liberal side you have Hillary, Obama, Edwards, Richardson, and maybe Joe Biden. All of these are the top candidate the Dems have to offer and they do have a good crop of Libs that really push their base's agenda. They've also got the victims to do it. Hillary is a woman, who's been held down by her husband. Hillary was sooooo unselfish when she gave up all of her ambitions and stayed by Bill's side and gave birth to their only child, she's a victim because in general, she's a woman, and women are and have always been oppressed and are just now starting to make some headway. Obama is the perfect feel-good, warm fuzzy story. He's a black guy who can claim in his book that he began doing cocaine and who know's what, because he was racially oppressed by the white man. You see, because Obama is black he is entitled to this. Barack, just like every other black person (excluding Bill Cosby, Condaleeza Rice, and Clarence Thomas), has been held back by the evil white controlled USA. All white people (excluding Bill Clinton) have evil intentions and must be punished for their subcontious racial views. Next we have John Edwards, the glorious former US senator who just conicindentally announced his candidacy in the city of New Orleans. Everyone can tell that Edwards has a higher amount of wisdom, character, and understanding on how black people are being held back by power-hungry, white, Conservative Republicans, he also knows how all of the proletarian or working class feel. The working class is also being held back by these hun-like Republicans and their crazy ideas about personal responsibilty and freedom and morality and combating terrorism, he knows that by getting the government involved in people's live's more like through National Healthcare that he can create a better life for all those majority of Americans who are making minimum wage and lining up at the soup lines. And then to top it all off Edward's sees that President Bush caused Hurricance Katrina because Bush hates all of the working class and views them nothing more than simple peasants and serfs, whose lives are not valuable at all. Okay, next in line is Joe Biden. Well, Mr. Biden is just like all the above. He knows that President Bush is an incompetent kid, in a grown man's body. Biden knows that Bush is a moron and hates all minorities (Texas was in the Confederacy ya know), gays, and all those hard working class people in our country.
Now for the Republicans (yawn), there are no Republicans who are really out there to push the conservative message that our country was founded on. There are lots of moderates like Rudy and McCain. Both are strong on terror and security but both are more moderate and liberal on issues of abortion and gay marriage. Sam Brownback is just the opposite, strong on the social issues but poor on the war and security. The strongest candidate right now is Mitt Romney, though not much is known about him. He does seem solid on most of the issues at hand. With such a dry Republican field I am hoping that after Labor Day, Newt Gingrich announces his candidacy. Newt is strong on everything and will continue the conservative agenda if elected. Gingrich also has plenty of experience in dealing with the Dems and also very qualified. For VP I would hope that some miracle woud happen that Rick Santorum would decide to join the Gingrich ticket. In my opinion, I think that the best ticket would be Gingrich/Santorum. RIck Santorum is a great conservative thinker and would be a marvelous VP. Santorum embodies everything that most of America believes in and is just a great leader. I know this is a very far-fetched hope but I would wish it to come true. So who wants to join me in my support for Gingrich '08.